What happen to freebies?

I always look forward to freebies on my birthday even if every new birthday depresses me. You know getting older without good benefits like being able to drive, to buy tobacco, to buy alcohol, drop in insurance, or VOTE! I could always count on Harkins to cheer me up with a free movie. Well, no more. They no longer offer the free birthday movie! I need to find one lousy freebie to cheer me up on my birthday.